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The End Of The Bullshit

Another one of Uncle Larry's "sell outs"

Another one of Uncle Larry’s “sell outs”

Finally what we know really happened about the middle of last season, was made official by the Red Sox on Wednesday night. The most make, over-inflated, bullshit sellout streak in the history of sports ended.

This really was the biggest sham in sports with all those empty seats last summer into last fall. If I’m Cleveland, I contest they still have the streak. If I’m the Trailblazers, I KNOW I still have the streak.

Interesting question asked on the midday show with Gresh and Zo yesterday, “What was your favorite memory during the streak?”

My favorite memory was right before. Not to take away from the Championships (both WON on the road), the no-hitters, the walk off home runs, the walk off wins, the Varitek/A-Rod brawl, the Don Zimmer tossed to the ground by Pedro game, the memories go on and on.

But like I said, mine came before the streak.

I had just moved back to MA from a brief hiatus in CT. I was working a schedule at the time that had me home early enough we could be in Boston by 7PM for a game. We drove into Boston in the spring of 2003 and caught a game against the Blue Jays. Thing is, we didn’t have tickets. We were just going to buy at the box office, because you could.

We ended up getting tickets from a scalper right outside the park that sold us front row (so we thought) seats up in the heavens. Nope, we had field box row three. But the two rows in front of us didn’t show for the game so we sat on the right field line, right after canvas alley, front for for $30 a piece.

That’s what I like to remember. I like to remember the team that hosted Seattle when the Kingdome collapsed and they had $10 sit anywhere you want seats. I like to remember going to the Burlington Mall in college and grabbing a bunch of tickets right behind the Sox bullpen for $8 a piece. That’s the infamous game that was Ricky Trlicek’s last in a Sox uniform. I like to think I caused the team to trade him when he went crying into Duquette’s office.

I think the streak and winning brought in so many pink hats and rich business assholes that it wrecked the Sox for me. The Pats became that when they opened Gillette and the Bruins are becoming something similar since they’ve won the Cup.

I’m not saying I miss my teams losing, I certainly don’t. I just harken back to better times when you could see a Sox game for $10, a Causeway Day was only $60, and you could freeze your ass on aluminum benches at Foxboro for $50. I guess there’s a price for all the winning…

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Spin Machine, Full Speed Ahead

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Let’s try and get this timeline in full effect. I want to make sure I don’t miss anything.

When Sports Illustrated published the exerts from Francona’s book, the same day the Red Sox announced they’d officially signed Mike Napoli. Funny it just happened to all come together more than two months after agreeing to a deal in principle and it just so happened to fall on the day that Francona’s book had some passages released? Hmmmmm…

Then the book actually comes out and sure enough the Red Sox announce that you can now buy tickets to summer games at Fenway. So as we’re listening to Francona and Shaughnessy make the rounds on all the sports radio and tv stations, the Sox are desperately trying to avert everyone’s attention.

I’m only two chapters in and I can tell all this bullshit that the front office is trying. So I wasn’t surprised at all to see more stuff on the news trying again to distract us from the Francona book.

First there was Jonny Gomes, David Ross, Daniel Nava, and Ryan Kalish all hanging out at Quincy Market just being good guys and handing out free coffee and Red Sox tickets. Don’t forget that Wally was there.

Then yesterday the final straw as the team brought in Pedro Martinez as a special assistant to the general manager. A position already held by his former battery mate, Jason Varitek.

This whole thing reeks of Lucchino. He’s such a slime ball. I’m not saying that he should just sit back and take what’s being dished out by the Francona camp but does he really think that the fans are that naive that a few free tickets, some crappy signings, sending out your 4A players to Quincy Market, or even bringing back the best pitcher I’ve ever seen pitch for the Sox is going to make us look the other way?

Not a chance. We all know the truth over there. It’s a Mickey Mouse organization more interested in selling TV ratings, bricks, and pink hats than winning baseball games. So excuse me Uncle Larry if I’m not paying attention.

If you guys need me I’ll be reading my Francona book.

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Francona Tells What We All Know

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I mean, we’ve been waiting for this. We’ve had a peak behind the curtain when Tony Maz wrote his Feeding The Monster book. How the Sox are first and foremost a business. If they happen to win, great, but their primary objective is to make money.

Now it’s Terry Francona’s turn with the help of Dan Shaughnessy. As I sat in my office yesterday and listened to Andy Gresh read an excerpt from the new book Francona: The Red Sox Years I was actually excited to get this book. First of all because it won’t help feed the monster at all. The Sox don’t want you reading this book, and won’t see a dime of the proceeds.

In the excerpt that Gresh read it talked about how the team needed “sexy” players after the 2010 season. How women prefer the drama and soap opera stories of the team and how Tom Werner wanted them to win more dramatically to help TV ratings.

Sounds like the people you want running your hometown team right?

I will have a full review after I devour the book but I can tell you this, it makes me hate this ownership group even more. I’m not just hating on Uncle Larry, the entire group. They’re a bunch of money grubbing whores that have no business in baseball.

I pray to all things holy yet again that they’ll just sell the team. Please. Just walk away. I want a guy like a Steinbrenner owning my team. A ruling fist so powerful that not only does the clubhouse bullshit not come out, it’s not allowed to happen in the first place. Professionalism is priority only behind winning. Making money is in the mix, but not behind winning.

So when I’m asked if I want to go to Fenway this year I’ll say sure; to use the bathroom. Because shitting on this ownership is all I want to do. I certainly can’t root for this team until they’re gone.

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Sox Are So Generious

The Red Sox have announced that after finishing in last place and losing 93 games last season, that they won’t be raising ticket prices this year. Such generosity.

And the product on the field merits these prices?

See when you have a payroll of $190 million dollars and you’re seeing what those ticket prices merit on the field. But keeping the prices the same and fielding a $50 million team on the field really has me thinking that the team is going to be up for sale sooner rather than later.

So let me coattail the possible sale of the team for a moment. What kind of owner would you want? Another crypt keeper old man like John Henry? No thanks. An owner that’s afraid of the microphone and press conferences doesn’t really instill confidence in the organization.

So I’ll say what others aren’t. I’d like Mark Cuban to buy the Red Sox. I brash, unapologetic owner that will do whatever it takes to win. He doesn’t give a rat’s ass about how many bricks the team sells, whether the Fenway 100 CDs and DVDs are selling, or whether the fans are buying the Fenway 100 bat.

Enough.

Thanks for 2004. Thanks for cleaning up the bathrooms at Fenway. Thanks for 2007 as well. I got to see a World Series game in person. Now pack up the circus and get out of town.

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Uncle Larry Being Uncle Larry; or Red Sox Being Red Sox

After the Red Sox fired Bobby Valentine the Puppet Ben Cherington said, “We want to find the right person first. We’d like it to take less time than we took last year. We’ve got to find the right person first.”

Meanwhile Uncle Larry is on a European vacation…

I’m not saying you shouldn’t have the right to take a vacation but really when the shit is hitting the fan at the office, it’s not the best time to take a vacation. That’s when you go home and tell your wife that it’s not the best time to head to Europe but after you get a manager in place you’ll be able to.

Farrell (right) seems to be #1 on the Sox wish list.

John Farrell is #1 on the Sox list. I know a few people are excited by this but I’m not. Really, you’re excited about a manager who’s 154-170 in his managerial career? A guy so great with pitchers that he saw the Blue Jays ERA get worse every year he was there? A guy that finished just four games better than a 93 loss Red Sox team, losing 89 games of his own?

Yeah, I’m excited.

Really this is the Sox just doing what they did last year starting with Tim Wallach from the Dodgers reportedly on Friday. They’ll interview most of the same people they interviewed a year ago when they won’t be given permission from the Jays to talk to Farrell. They’ll float names like Varitek and Bill Meuller through the press so fans will be interested, but at the end of the day it’ll be Uncle Larry’s call like it was a year ago and we know how that ended up.

Uncle Larry isn’t even in the country yet it’s his stamp that’s needed to get a new manager. So basically more of the same from last September till now. We’re in the dark times as Sox fans and this isn’t bringing any light to the situation.

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