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Capping Off Perfection

To understand where you’re going you must understand where you have been. I wrote a couple weeks back in my Old School vs New School Pats logo debate about the Pats building of a dynasty I walked us through the torrid past. But now we’re looking ahead to the future, to the Giants and the quest for perfection.

Last night we headed out to The Vine where the Pats fans of AZ were having a rally. At this rally we met a lot of Pats fans and surprisingly a lot were Boston folks out for the Super Bowl. Not Brad though. No, our new friend Brad from New Orleans was the master of ceremonies of the Pats Voodoo Party. 

After the burning of the jersey and the decapitation of Eli, we hung and and shot the shit with our fellow fans. There wasn’t one person there that thought the Pats would lose the game. In fact there were girls selling “19-0″ bumper stickers. So just like Mumbles Menino planning the Super Bowl parade, we told these girls that they were jinxing things. Of course their reply was, “You can pay $5 today, or $20 tomorrow after they win it all.” You have to love the confidence.

The bottom line on this entire game is the Pats can’t lose. Giving Bill two weeks to dissect an opponent that you’ve already played twice (one preseason, on regular season) and having a team full of guys that know, if I don’t do my job, I could jeopardize my team’s chances of winning, we all should be confident as well.

Junior was being interviewed on Thursday and a reporter asked him, “Are you excited about Sunday?” Junior looked at him and said, “I’m excited for practice today.” This team is never looking ahead too far. He went on to talk about the coaching staff lays out all their assignments and everyone knows what they have to do. Do what is asked and chances are you’ll win the game.

Most everyone is expecting the return of old Eli Manning, myself included. I’m sorry, and no offense to the NFC but he’s been playing against JV opponents and now he’s going to play the All State Varsity team. The concensus at the bar last night was Eli throws 2-3 picks, I’m of the school of 3. And our new friend Annie said that Eli gets both his legs broken. This from the same girl that wants to find the Giants hotel last night and pull the fire alarm, all night to mess with their heads. It’s amazing the Chargers fans despise Eli more that Pats fans hate Peyton or Eli.

So we’ve established that the Pats defense is going to beat up the Giants. In addition to the picks I think the linebackers are going to have a fun time stuffing the run and when they decide to go to the air, that’s when the Pats get the picks and the sacks. “Down goes Eli, Down goes Eli!!”

Our offense learned their lesson after the week 17 game and with the dome weather as an added bonus the Pats should be able to air it out without a problem. Look for Moss to be a big part of the game despite the double coverage he respects. I say TD Tommy gets him at least two TD passes. As for Welker, I see him burning up the underneath and putting up 100+ yards. So that begs the question, what about Maroney, Faulk and the running game?

Big Jeff was telling me that teammates put diapers in front of his locker telling him to sack up and start playing like a man. Well, I’m guessing that was recently because he’s played like a man possessed during the playoffs. I look for that to continue today with him pounding it out for at least 100+ yards and Faulk being the unsung hero on third down playing a big role in the offense.

How does it all play out on the field, well given all my previous notes about picks, sacks and offensive juggernauts you can guess I’m not from the Plexiglass Burress school of thought. I see that Pats rocking the Giants to the tune of 56-20. The only reason I give the Giants 20 is that in the fourth quarter I think Eli puts up a garbage time touchdown. Like “John Elway” in my favorite Simpsons episode.

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On to victory, on to immortality. Back tomorrow with a recap. Go Pats and Fuck the Giants!!!

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Boot-Gate

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Can I just say how fucking sick and tired I am of this whole fucking thing?!?

First off, you turn on the news on any station and you have these stupid fucking anchors acting like they have a fucking clue about any of what’s going on. This same bullshit happens any time a team goes deep into the playoff (like when all the stations were broadcasting outside Fenway, FUCK YOU!)

The only “anchor” that I can take seriously in all this Gene Lavanchy on FOX 25 in the morning because he was channel 7′s sports guy for years. As hot as we all think Maria Stephanos is, she shouldn’t talk about the team, Tom Brady, the Sox, C’s, Bruins or anything else having to do with sports. Just tag in Butchy Sterns and let him do his job.

All these reporters at the Super Bowl need to let it go too for Christ’s sake. Look, you saw the video of Tom running at practice. He’s fine. Stop asking questions. Tom’s fine, the team is fine, they’re here to win a championship and that’s all they’re focused on. 

The Giants are the only thing the team is going to talk about, so stop asking questions about a perfect season, Tom’s ankle, Spygate (JESUS CHRIST IT WAS WEEK ONE AND THERE WAS NO COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE) and let’s just focus on the task at hand.

There, I feel better. 

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In Bill We Trust

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“Well, we’ll go out there. I don’t know. The injury report will be out next Wednesday and we’re excited to give that to you. That form will be filled out completely and I can’t wait to give that to everybody. I know you’re anxious for it, so when it’s due on Wednesday, we’ll have it for you. Don’t worry about that.”

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!!!

Can I just say that Bill Belichick is funny, not a Parcells, jerk funny but a dry, sarcastic funny. I watch this press conference yesterday during lunch and laughed as if I were listening to Denis Leary.  

Please check out this post, more importantly the comments from Da Guy. It surmises exactly how each and every Patriots fan feels. Guess what America? He’s not here for the media or the fans. Bill is here to win football games. If he could sit in a room all day and break down film, having to never talk to the media, he’d hop all over that. 

Forced into media sessions week after week, Bill keeps it straight forward and to the point, so much to the point that it makes us Pats fans love it and frustrates the shit out of the media and the rest of the country. You don’t like it? Don’t watch. Careful though, you’ll miss history. And now just for you Da Guy…

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On To Glory

So how smart do I look having booked my flight to Arizona after week five of the regular season. The foresight was there to see that the Pats were a team of destiny, a team bound for greatness and nothing would stand in their way.

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Sunday proved to be just another stepping stone on their way to immortality. A game in which Brady throws not one, not two but three picks in the game, you’d almost have to think that they would lose the game. But of course he stepped it up when it counted in the 4th quarter nailing Wes Welker (speedy white guy) for the game sealing touchdown.
 
In all honesty, what was going through Norv Turner’s mind in the fourth. I know he’s an incompetent dolt that sucked balls as an offensive coordinator in Miami before becoming a joke in Oakland as coach of the Gayders. I mean, Da Guy, Big Jeff, Eli, Matty or myself could have been handed the reigns to the Chargers this season and coached to at least the same record this fucking idiot did, if not better. With nine minutes left on the clock you seriously punt it to the best offense in football? I don’t care how poorly Brady was playing, you do not want to give the Pats the ball with that much time on the clock.
 
And what happened what Turner gave the Pats the ball? They proceeded to run out the clock with Clock Killin’ Laurence Maroney. Who would’ve thought that Maroney would step up so huge after playing the regular season like he was made of glass. This guy is going to basically DHL (or Fleet Courier) the Patriots a Super Bowl ring with his ability to make big runs when it counts (like the second half of the game Sunday or pretty much the Jaguars game) and not fumble the ball.
 
How pumped is everyone to see another Boston team just ruin another New York team’s chance of a championship? There is not a snow ball’s chance in hell that the Pats lose to a Manning (the other one) in the Super Bowl. No chance.  ”But New York kept it so close when they played in December…” oh, did they, stupid? The Pats played out of their minds early in the season in comfortable weather and guess what? Arizona is going to be in the 60′s at game time, sunny with no wind. What does that equal? That’s right, that Pats just stomping on the Giants. 
 
It’s all well and good that the “Cinderella Team” won three road games to get to the Super Bowl, but guess what New York? We’ve been there and done that. Our beloved Patriots won three road games to get to the Super Bowl in 1986 and were humiliated by a superior Bears team that made the Pats look stupid. Get ready to look stupid Cinderella.
 
 

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AFC Championship Preview

The Pats pursuit of perfection picks back up Sunday against the Chargers.  Does anyone remember what happened the last time these two hooked up? I do…

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The Pats spanked them to the tune of 38-14. 

Let’s flash back to maybe the game before that when these two matched up. Does anyone remember that game? I remember that one too…

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That’s right the Pats won that game too, 24-21 in San Diego. The then #1 seed was toppled by the Patriots.

That was then and this is now. The Patriots have a sour taste over what happened in last year’s AFC Championship and have no intention of going home after this game. Vegas seems to think the same thing setting the line at 13 earlier this week and it’s already been bumped up to 14 despite the fact that game time temperature is supposed to be in the teens with a wind chill near zero. Did I mention the 25MPH winds? 

Injuries are going to play a huge factor with which Chargers team the Pats see. The Chargers are coming to Foxboro a banged up squad. Following the Indy game San Diego has LT, Rivers and  Antonio Gates all hurting. None of them participated in practice on Wednesday and although they may try to give it a go on Sunday, I think it’s safe to say none of them will be at 100%.

With swirling winds how will the Pats win this game? The same way that they’ve won all season long, by exploiting the opponents defense. Last week The Jags dropped a safety to double Moss opening up Welker and Watson underneath.

I know it was very long ago (week two) and the Chargers tried to match up with the Pats receivers one and one, that worked out well…for the Pats. Welker and Moss each caught eight passes, Moss for 105 yards and two scores, Welker for 91 yards. We had a healthy Sammy Morris in the backfield with Maroney and together they combinded for over 125 yards on just 25 carries.

So to recap the Chargers defense couldn’t stop the pass or the run by the Pats and lost by 24.  I don’t expect Sunday to be any different from the last two meetings. The Pats have a huge folder on Chris Chambers from his days with Miami and I’m sure in that same Miami folder they has a “Norv Turner is an idiot” sub file. This is the same Norv Turner that did so well in Oakland, to the tune of 5-11 and 4-12, that he got his ass fired from the worst football teamin the NFL. Stay classy indeed San Diego.

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Pats roll in this way, weather be damned 42-10. The “D” is going to get at least 14 of those points and the media will still be cry-babies about “Spy Gate”. LET IT GO! This sets up a showdown of the ’97 Super Bowl when the Pats get to beat up on the Packers and avenge the Flying Elvis’ only Super Bowl defeat. It’s good to be the king. 

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