For all the jackasses that are calling sports radio and purposing retarded trades like Adalius Thomas to the Bills for Terrel Owens could you please stop. I don’t think that the Bills would ever allow Owens to be traded in the division nor do I think that the Patriots would want anything to do with his ridiculous ego.

My theory on Thomas not dressing is this; he was hungover. He showed up in the locker room and basically couldn’t go. That’s the only thing I could think of that you would bench a guy that you’re paying a shit ton of money. That’s my theory, there’s absolutely no merit to my theory, but I’m sticking with my story.
In an effort to corroborate my story I googled “Adalius Thomas Drunk” and came up with this lovely link. It shows a drunk ass Lions fan getting arrested on Sunday. Hilarious.
I don’t foresee the Pats moving Thomas. It would cost them about $8 million to move him and they only have about $6 million room under the cap. If they really wanted to, they could shift some money around to make a trade happen but that isn’t too likely. The benching was a one game punishment and it’s probably a wake up call. Thomas will tear up practice this week and be a man on fire against the Bucs this week.
I don’t think the Pats will make any other moves today (the trading deadline). There were rumors of a Deion Branch reunion in Foxboro but I think that was just speculation. Tully Banta-Cain was released but will likely be re-signed at a possible lower rate. Although the Banta-Cain release and the Sam Aiken extension could be precursors for a big deal today. We’ll see.
Back tomorrow with a recap of any deals.

