I know the Celtics moved on last night and they had me up watching the game, but Beckett really pissed me off so here we go. I’m just going to warn you in advance, there’s some profanities in this column.
First off this guy on Barstool has to also be one of my favorite guys this season at Fenway. The only thing that would be better is if he was wearing a Popeye’s jersey (it was a Beckett start). I hope this guy was as loud as me and made Beckett know how much he’s HATED in Boston right now.
Beckett is an ass. In fact he’s an asshole. Perhaps an assholeface if you prefer.
I mean this fucking guy just doesn’t get it. He gets scratched last week after throwing 126 pitches in his previous start and had or has a strained lat. Hey fucknut, if you were in shape you wouldn’t be straining muscles. But you show up to camp out of shape every year, and have your bullshit injuries every year.
So scratched from his start this dipshit decides to go golfing with Buchholz. Well that makes sense. You’re injured so go swing a golf club.
Thing is, had he pitched a two hit shutout last night, no one would have cared. No one. But he got lit up like a Christmas tree. Seven runs, no control, and when he went to his post game press conference didn’t see any issues with his golf outing. Complaining that he only gets 18 days off a year. Hey shithead, you’re a fucking pitcher. You’re only asked to work every fifth day as it is. Quit your fucking whining.
This guy has to go. Period. Don’t invent another bullshit injury and place him on the DL, enough. Go to him, tell him you’re looking to move him and ask where he wants to go (he has 10/5 rights so could block a trade). Then call those teams and I don’t give a fuck if you’re getting twenty cents on the dollar and you’re eating a bunch of his contract, you move him now.
He’s an asshole and a lightning rod for controversy. Fucking trade him. Goodbye.