Just another excuse to run the National Lampoon’s Vacation trailer.
Let me explain…
The movie follows the Griswolds from Chicago out to Los Angeles as they head to Wally World.
Well, when Manny Ramirez went to the Dodgers, it was dubbed Manny-wood.

Now it turns out that Manny is heading from the Dodgers to the White Sox. See, the anti-Vacation. Instead of Chicago to LA, he’s heading from LA to Chicago. And just like when he was in Boston, he managed to shoot his way out of town. In fact it lasted one pitch. One called strike and Manny got tossed out of his last game as a Dodger.
Back to where it all started in the American League Central. Just like Albert (Joey) Bell and Jim Thome after that, he too has gone from the rival Indians to the White Sox.
Scouts have said his ability to play the field, which has always been an issue, is pretty much gone but he can still hit. He’ll likely be the DH for the White Sox as the only “DH” they have listed on their active roster is former Red Sox
Mark Kotsay. Kotsay is batting .239 this season. Manny who’s played in 30 less games than Kotsay this season has a respectable .311 batting average but his power number are way down with only eight homers to his credit.
He does get to play for Ozzie Guillen and I think that will help his personality. Ozzie, from what it seems, runs a pretty loose clubhouse and won’t try and control Manny with dress codes and rules like Joe Torre did with the Dodgers.
The White Sox are only four games back in their division and the way the AL East is shaking out, their only shot at the post season is going to be winning their division. Manny could certainly help those chances. If nothing else, it should be entertaining.



