Let’s see, it started with having his agent Scott Boras negotiating a contract with the Rangers for $100 million more than the second closest bidders. An MVP for a last place team and a forced trade to the Yankees after a failed attempt at a Red Sox trade. But he was baseball’s golden boy; Bud Selig’s teflon third baseman.
Once in New York it started to crumble. The single white female obsession he had with Derek Jeter and tried to do anything to be like Jeter. Problem being, he’s not as classy as Jeter. Getting his ass kicked by Jason Varitek.
Slapping the ball out of Bronson’s hand.
Then there was the bush league play in Toronto when he yelled “MINE!” as he was heading to third base. Causing the Toronto player to drop the ball. Of course we remember the whore.
Then the whole divorce thing, the Madonna thing, then the steroid thing followed by the hip problem that was probably caused by the steroid thing.
Now the latest, which is my favorite so far. He’s a client of a Madam and actually pressed the Madam into dating him. Forcing her hand with flowers, jewelry, and gifts. Being paid $275 million, good to see he’s spending it on sensible things. But the kicker is, this is what the chick looks like.
Why not just admit he’s gay. If this chick had a penis, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least. Yet he’s into it. The manly chick in Toronto and now this chick? Is she the same one as Toronto? Either way, manly blondes? I think the A-Roid may be taking a back seat to Gay-Rod again.