Monthly Archives: December 2008

Hot Stove Talk

You’d think three losses in four games for the Celtics would spawn a basketball column, or the fact that the Bruins won their 9th straight, 5-2 over Pittsburgh would spawn a hockey column. Even Patriots rookie linebacker Jarod Mayo winning the Defensive Rookie of the Year would spawn a tribute of some sort. Well, no. A deals a deal and I promised hot stove talk so here it is.

The Sox reached an agreement with Brad Penny. Now I know he’s coming off an injury, but let’s not forget that this guy has been a horse. For $5 million a year it’s a great signing. You’re basically getting an AJ Burnett for a third of the price. This guy played with Beckett and Lowell in Florida so let’s hope that will make him comfortable right off the bat. If nothing else he’s an insurance clause in case Wakefield or another starter has to hit the shelf for a little while.

The big one is that the Sox are pursuing Hanley Ramirez from the Marlins. Yes, the same Ramirez that was traded to the Marlins as part of the Beckett deal. So the Marlins asking price is Jacoby and Buchholz. I make this deal 10 times out of 10. Look, Jacoby may be the next Ricky Henderson, but he also may be the next Otis Nixon. Hanley is a proven commodity who could easily move to center and solidify the top of your lineup. In essence it breaks down to Jacoby, Buchholz, and Anibal Sanchez for Beckett, Lowell, and Ramirez. I don’t know anyone that doesn’t make that deal.

The Sox brought back Josh Bard. I don’t think he’s the solution at catcher. After batting .338 following his trade to the Padres in 2006, he slid to .285 in 2007, and a Varitek-esque .202 average in 2008. I’m not opposed to the signing as he’s only 30, but I’d like to see one of the younger guys come up and contribute. It happened giving Pedroia a shot and Lowrie a shot, maybe a catcher is the next one to step it up. Just saying.

That’s pretty much it for the hot stove talk. Good luck out in the snow today. Drive safe.

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Mangina Sacked

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I promise that tomorrow I’ll get to the Sox off season moves and not moves but, how smug was I yesterday about noon time. One of my coworkers shouts over the wall that the Mangina was fired. Oh Eric.

Here’s what Da Guy had to chime in with, in case you missed yesterday’s column:

“…Thanks for nuttin. The Jets ARE not, and WILL not be ready for primetime while Mangina is in charge… Belichick tried to tell him. “you’re not ready yet” but Eric didn’t listen…But congrats to the fins, they got it done when other, weaker teams (Jets) could not. I hope Mangina gets fired! Good luck climbing over those burned bridges on you way back to town Eric! Spot’s been filled…. Douche!”

Then I’m guessing a trip over to Yahoo! Sports or ESPN.com and Da Guy was back for another round:

“HA! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAHAHAAAAA!!!

As I just typed those words… what do I hear in my ear…. Mangina…. OUT!… HAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAAAA

Justice….. SERVED!!!! ahhhhhh haahahahahaa!

AT least Benedict Arnold was a war hero first, Eric Mangine, is no Benedict Arnold! Good luck at Buffalo University Eric! HAHAHAHAAAA, or maybe in Tulsa, or the Zips of Akron… HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

What goes around… Eric, Hahahahaaaaa

Stupid Fuck!”

I couldn’t agree more. This guy is the reason we were all subjected to fucking Spygate for all of last season. He’s the reason fuck faces are making money of t-shirts with the Pats logo and video cameras. Well when the dust settles Eric, the strong are still standing. The Pats just went 11-5 without Tom Brady. Can that even click in your feeble mind? Man-Genius my ass.

Good luck listing Belichick as a reference when you’re applying to be the head coach of some high school in Montana. Fade off into obscurity. You weren’t ready and God willing won’t get a second chance.

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What Now?

Thank God the Bruins and Celtics are giving us something to talk about. With football ending this prematurely we need something to distract us until the Sox start up spring training.

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So this is what it feels like to be a Jets/Favre/Packers fan? Thank God I don’t plan on riding that train. Ugh. What a fucking loser Brett Favre is. Let’s see, I can make a calculated pass and get a completion or I could just throw it to whoever and see what happens. What a dolt. I have never in my life wished such ill things on an individual.

If this guy doesn’t retire it will be a travesty of epic proportions. Every off season we’re subjected to the “will he or won’t he” discussions. Well you know what, we’re all very tired of it. Retire. Retire now. Move down to Mississippi and be forgotten. See you in five years when they induct you into Canton then you can fade back into nonexistence.

Sure the Pats helped themselves with a win against the Bills, but they got no help from the Jets or Jacksonville. I guess the only thing that could be worse would be if I was a Cowboys fan. Christ, these guys had their destiny in their own hands and rolled over against the Eagles. Awful.

You knew when the Jets missed their extra point attempt that the game was going to be rough to watch. Then when the aforementioned assholeface Favre threw a pick and the Dolphins ran it in for a score you wanted to shut it off. But you didn’t did you? No, you kept watching. And watching and Favre threw yet another pick and you felt like you wanted to puke. Well, that’s what I felt. The first 11-5 team in 23 years not to make the playoffs. Horse shit.

I think I’m done watching football this season. Sure I may catch a couple playoff games and the Super Bowl, but more for the social aspect than actually giving a rat’s ass about the outcome. All I have to say is fear the Colts. They’re 10-2 against the division this season and are poised for another run. But then again, who cares?

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Rooting for the Jets

So for everyone living under a rock, let’s break down this weekend’s AFC scenario. Keep in mind that these scenarios are all assuming that the Patriots beat Buffalo, at Buffalo. I’m predicting a 35-10 Pats victory.

We’re all Jets fans this weekend. It’s as easy as this, if the Jets win, the Patriots win the AFC East. Plain and simple. So as the headline reads, we’re rooting for the Jets. We’re hoping that Brett Favre rediscovers his early season form and lights up the scoreboard, sore shoulder and all, and beats the Dolphins.

What if the Dolphins win? Well, they’d win the AFC East. The Patriots would be on the outside looking in and would need some serious help. So as the Jets and Miami game is on, you’ll be scoreboard watching hoping that somehow the Jaguars can knock off the Ravens. Then the Patriots would get in as the Wild Card team.

So Patriots take care of their own business and I’m sure the team stays at Ralph Wilson and turns on the TV’s and hopes to see the Jets win. It sucks to root for that rat fink Mangina, but it’s what we have to do.

Back Monday with hopefully some good news.

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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone, back tomorrow with sports.

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