What the Fuck Friday

OK so seriously, what the fuck is up with the Red Sox? Seriously. Why in the fuck would you add a geriatric pitcher that’s sucked huge donkey balls with a near six ERA to your playoff roster? Not that some shlub that was never going to see the field, Gil Velazquez, mattered anyways but a monkey in a diaper is more useful than Mike Timlin.

The only other “what the fuck” I could think of was Manny Ramirez. I know Billy Simmons already wrote enough on the subject but catching some of the NLCS and seeing another 2-4 night driving in the first run of the game. Well, the Dodgers lost, so suck it Manny.

That’s the extent of the outrage or what the fuck-ness so maybe the headline is a bit deceiving.

The Pats continue their California road trip this Sunday night against the Chargers. That’s right, the same Chargers team that is 2-3 and lost to the Pats in the AFC Championship Game last year. You have to imagine that when the schedule came out NBC was loving this game for Sunday night football.

My how the mighty have fallen. I’m not talking an injury that took down your franchise quarterback, rather I’m talking about LT who at 29 looks 38. Sure he was hurt in the AFC Championship Game last year, but it seems that even with the preseason off, he hasn’t recovered. Only one time over 100 yards, only twice with more than one touchdown in a game (he’s has zero in the other three games) and those performances were against the Jets and Raiders. Not exactly powerhouse defenses.

So how do I predict this is going to go tonight? Well, when 89% of ESPN readers think a road team, a six point underdog, is going to win, maybe Vegas has this one wrong. I’m thinking that the Pats defense showed in the final three quarters last week that they’re the real deal. So I’m saying the Pats are going to kick the crap out of San Diego, not only cover but will possibly concuss Philip “Country Hick” Rivers in the process. Pats win 34-13.