So searching for solace after the Celtics loss on Saturday night, I turned on NESN Sportsdesk Sunday morning to see how the rest of the Boston sports landscape was fairing.
When I came across the Bruins/Canadiens replay from Saturday night. “Breakfast with the Bruins” was the little logo on the screen. Having to leave for church, I went on to ESPN.com to see what the outcome was. Turns out the Bruins lost.
OK so after losing to the Canadiens on Thursday night 4-2 they lost to them again on Saturday 3-2 in a shootout. But, did you know that the one point they got Saturday was the first points all season against Montreal.
Well, how many games did the two teams play?
Um, that would be 11. That’s not a typo.
ELEVEN FUCKING GAMES AND ONE GOD DAMNED POINT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
So as we’ve been talking all season. The Bruins fucking suck! I am so sick and tired of this useless franchise stinking up the Boston sports landscape with their ineptitude.
My wife’s brother actually gives money to this franchise to “enjoy” games. What an absolute waste of money. You’d be better off sitting at Halftime Pizza and getting wasted on 32 oz. cheap beers and delicious pizza and still get home with $50 in your pocket.
Fuck the Bruins and fuck hockey. What an absloute waste of what used to be a great sport in this town.

Happy belated 60th Bobby Orr. Try not to throw up on your shoes watching your awful former team.
1 Comment
March 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm
HAH!!!! You went to church! Whadda Fag! Did you eat the snacks and drink the blood of the lord? You and I have got reserved seats in the worst place in hell, the Bruins game next Causeway day!
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