A very sad day in the world of baseball. The Red Sox have released Doug Mirabelli.
The legend of Mirabelli can be traced back to here.
It’s a very sad day for Chicken Parm enthusiasts everywhere.
Farewell Dougie. Let’s just hope that Theo doesn’t panic again and trade away a catcher that can hit .300 with pop to bring back the miracle, again.
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The only miracle here, is the fact that Doug Mirabelli lasted as long as he did! I don’t think there will be any police escorts from Logan airport comin anytime soon. Ever since Carson Cressley(gayest dude from Queer Eye…) sniffed Belli’s jock strap he has yet to produce sperm. I think he’s been homofied!
Homofied; 1. verb. (Hoe’ Moe’ fyed;) Having been completely abused by a member of the SAME sex without permission, and liking it!(ant) To be raped by a hot Canadian stripper! Martine anyone?