So a 59 year old Billy Crystal will suit up and play for the Yankees on Thursday against the Pirates.
Really? Billy Fucking Crystal?
Did anyone see City Slickers? A true Yankees fan likely wouldn’t wear a Mets hat for an entire movie. Just thinking out loud.
But he made the movie 61* and is on record as being a huge fan blah, blah, blah….
It’s a good thing that this happened after Chalres Steinberg left the Sox to go to the Dodgers. Could you imagine?
This fucking asshole would have had a turnstile outside the gates of the Red Sox training facility and for a meager $50K you could suit up in Sox gear, take BP with the team and he’d have Uncle Larry force Tito’s hand to get you a lead off at bat for an extra $20K.
The bottom line is that this is fucking ridiculous. And thank God it’s happening at Yankee camp and not Sox camp. It’s an unnecessary distraction that this team doesn’t need while preparing for a circus in Japan. And the fact that he’s 60 on Friday makes it all the more absurd.
It remind me of the great Roger Clemens movie that came out last year.
Now we can get rid of “Lucky” and that little negro dancing boy!
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And Billy Crystal struck out!
HA!
Suck it Crystal