The writing was pretty much on the wall with his huge cap number this coming season, but you figured it would be a restructure not an out right release.
But it is what it is and Rosevelt Colvin is gone from the Pats. Could he be back? Possibly but some retarded suckfest like Miami will throw a bigger deal at him and he’s likely gone.
Absurd Patriots rumor has our Pro-Bowl receiver, free agent Randy Moss signing with the Cowboys. Eat a dick Jerry Jones. Bob Kraft will fucking shoot you in the face with a potato gun filled with steaming chowder. He’s Tom’s target. Let it go of your wet dream of T.O. and Moss on the same team. Two huge egos that could never co-exist. Had your team been able to beat the Giants we would have knocked the shit out of the Packers for our 4th Super Bowl Championship.
Who’s that you ask? That’s the Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli. Why are we showing him? Because yesterday was the NHL’s trading deadline. What deal did the Bruins make? Not a fucking one! He didn’t want to mess with the chemistry.
I’m so sick and tired of trying to get behind mediocrity. I’ve been a fan for years and the team has yet to win shit in my lifetime. It’s great that you have the President’s Trophy banner in the rafters. Guess what? There’s only one fucking year on it. Fuck you Jacobs. Fuck you in the ass with a pinecone you piece of shit! I had to root for the Avalanche so Ray Bourque could win a Stanley Cup. The Avalanche? The fucking Nordiques? It really gets me pissed off. No true B’s fan of any decade before the 90′s would kick you in the face for rooting for Quebec.
In better TD Banknorth Garden (what a fucking mouthful, what’s next Capitol One Fenway Park? Fuck you stadium naming rights) news, the Celtics are expecting a Sam Cassell buyout to happen soon and rumors have it that he’s looking Boston’s way. Also he’s looking at Denver and Dallas.
OK, let me get this straight, you’re looking at Denver? Um, Denver plays in the West and there’s no chance they beat anyone in the playoffs. Period. Dallas, so you’ll go to a team that just acquired a point guard at the deadline in wife beater Jason Kidd. Yeah, that’s smart too.
Wake up and smell the maple nut crunch (obscure Denis Leary reference). Your best chance is to sign with the C’s and your old buddy KG. Now get it done.
Funny stuff.
The Bruins GM needs to buy a chemistry set from Toys R Us to fix the teams ” chemisty”. Not even the biggest trade in NHL history will not help this poor excuse of a “team”. There is no ” I “in team, but there sure is a Jacobs!
There is no way Jerry Jones will be able to have Owens, Glenn, and Moss, the trifecta of former/current trouble maker recievers on their roster to live in the land of sugar plumps and fairy dust. That is a nightmare waiting to happen. Although I’d love to see Moss clock Owens, break his jaw and finally have someone shut him up.
You have to think with all the Pats being let go on the roster that they will pay the money to Moss to keep him happy as he is a franchise type player. Just like Seymour, Warren, Brady, etc… Moss is one of those guys that you pay to keep because he’s part of the core of the team. Without Moss, we’re going to be in for a long season next year as Welker as our most valuable reciever.
As for the Bruins, I’d rather rub one out with some sand paper than to watch them or any Pro hockey this season. College hockey is the only on ice action that I would catch. Being that I live in the valley of the sun and the current temps are in the 70-80s, I don’t see any college hockey in my future anytime soon.
Excellent call on the Moss deal.
Rumor has it that he’s locked in for $10M a year for 3-4 years with $12-$15M guarenteed
So Tommy gets his toys. Now all we have to figure out is this line backing situation. Lance Briggs maybe? Although I heard he and the 49ers is a done deal
sugar plumps!? …. LOL BJ!