So walking around last night getting ready to ride the bull, we were confronted right off the bat by some dip shit who said the Pats suck. Yeah fuck face, they suck. That’s why they’ve won 18 games in a row and are set to make history tomorrow. Here’s an idea, why don’t you walk over to the outdoor fire pit, pour a bottle of grain alcohol on yourself and jump in. Fuck you!
So psyched to ride the bull. So psyched. We walk up the stairs to the Cadillac Bar and the bar is roped off. Fucking bullshit! (Pun Intended) I came all the way to AZ to ride a mechanical bull (and for the Super Bowl obviously) and you get your liquor license suspended the week of the Super Bowl?!? Someone best have been fired for the horse shit.
Anyways, we ended up at Dave and Busters which for those of you who haven’t trekked down to Rhode Island is a Chuck E Cheese for grown ups.
They have boxing…
They have Dance Dance Revolution (not being overrun by Asian kids)…
And this giant bowling game…
They have ticket games too such as Deal or No Deal (which I won 478 tickets in 2 games) and skee ball which we didn’t get shit on, but ended up getting around 2800 tickets on the night as a whole.
As we’re leaving the complex we see some guy getting arrested. Now, the one time I was arrested I was extremely polite and cooperative. This guy chose the opposite approach screaming at the cop that “this is fucking bullshit…you guys are assholes…this is fucking ridiculous…” Then he sees Big Jeff rocking his Brady jersey and shouts out “Brady, dude, look at this bullshit, help me out.”
Overall a fantastic night in town. Sponsored by Coors Light, but of course.
