So the kick off party at The Vine last night was AWESOME…. so we heard.
Oh yeah, let me tell you of the awesomeness that is Chicago. Chicago had a little storm yesterday so that fucked every flight coming in or going out.We arrived at noon for a 2 o’clock flight, that was delayed to 3:45PM then 4:47PM, they told us this at 2:40PM. They boarded us at like 3:20PM then we sat on the tarmac for about 15 minutes before they told us our flight was cancelled.
American Airlines can suck my right nut, and when they’re done they can skip my left and go right to eating my asshole!
See that, that’s not Chicago, no that’s Dallas. We actually got re-routed to Phoenix through Dallas Ft Worth, Does it fly straight to Phoenix? No. We get to stay overnight for 5 hours in Dallas, so we either sleep in the terminal or get ass raped for a one night hotel stay. We optioned for the ass rape. That’s right $150 for 4 hours of sleep, a shower and putting on my same dingy clothes.
Back tomorrow for a rare Saturday update. It should be awesome!
Wow, I feel so bad for you. I mean, to have your plane cancelled, and to be re-routed. Are you ok, are you gonna live? Meanwhile, that storm that cancelled your flight, is bearing down on New England. Thankfully not with snow, but regretfully with freezing rain. Inches of it! Its absolutley pouring right now. And is all freezing on contact. Brutal. Not a good day to be a driver. Trees are falling, some dont have power. I’m just happy to have gotten home tonight. Richie Valens, Buddy Holley, Big Bopper… be glad that they cancelled that fight, and for god sakes, have a good time out there. Go see my boy Ferrall tomorrow at Hooters in Tempe, on mill ave. He’s rippin it up with the Penthouse broads, Kile Turley and Clay Buckholz tonight.
– Shake It UUuuppp!