We’ll start with Barry Bonds:
Clearly a joke, but it’s pretty amazing the difference in size he’s had over the year. Here are a few photos from his college days and early career with the Pirates. Anyone remeber when the Pirates were relevant?
To say he was a been pole would be a fairly accurate description. He was an incredibly gifted athlete, a five tool player that could do it all. He had 251 career steals and 176 career home runs in six season with Pittsburgh before going to San Fransisco. It’s unclear when he started using steroids but his home run numbers really started to pop in 2000 when he hit 49 home runs the season prior to his record breaking 73 campaign in 2001. But the proof is in the photos, look at the same Barry Bonds in a recent photo:
So it’s evident that Barry used “Performance Enhancing Drugs” and continued to do so after MLB finally instituded a steroid policy. Allegedly using HGH as well after it became banned. So Barry cheated and finally has been caught. He was a jerk, cheated on his wife, threatened to kill his mistress, evaded the government by not claiming income from autograph shows and lied to everyone. So should the “home run king” have an astericks next the record? I say yes. The steroid era has cast a dark shadow over baseball in the 90′s and records set during that era should be noted that the players weren’t doing it naturally.
Onto our other favortie whipping boy, Gay-Rod:
Can one person be so greedy? He goes from being the highest paid player in the league 2 time MVP (soon to be 3 time) all while playing on the biggest contract in baseball history. So why not tear up the three years remaining on the deal and sign a new 10 year deal for $275 Million. What a prick.
Realzing that no other team was that commited to paying a greedy, selfish asshole, he tucked his tail between his legs, and crawled back to the Spanks. At least we get to rag on him for another 10 years.
The funniest thing about his cheating was that his Spank teammates said he likes muscular, masculane women. So why not just say, “A-Rod likes dudes”? It’s no wonder V-Tek had no problem punching this douche in the face.
So who do I hate more? I’m going with A-Rod. Probably because he’s a Yankee and a manipulative prick. The only way A-Rod would change that is when he signs his new contract he immediatly cuts a check for $20 Million and donates it to the Jimmy Fund. You selfish fuck, I hope your wife divorces you and takes you for half of everything.